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Fluffy private detective seeks loving rat with pretty eyes for reading, hiking and maybe more.
Wind and words. We are only rats, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.
Hello lady rats! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I'm a daring kind of rat, who likes nothing more than sharing a good cheddar with the right rat.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my magnificent whiskers, closely followed by my smashing ears. I'm the rat for you, if you like great ears and eyes, particularly combined with hairy everything.
I work as a private detective, helping clients find their lost cheese. This allows me to exercise my skills: resourcefulness and diligence.
My life goals include:
- Fight a dragon
- Fall in love with you
- Become the best private detective I can be
- If you're the right rat for me, you'll be loving and helpful. You won't be afraid to be open and honest and will have a healthy respect for cheese.
My ideal date would involve hiking on the Moon with a charming rat by my side. While we're there, I would admire your pretty eyes whilst feeling like the luckiest rat on the planet well the moon.
Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was helping a client find their missing cheese and I ate it, I told them I couldn't find it. I guess it really wasn't that funny!
When you play The Game Of Cheese, you win or you die.
Light a fire, babe because melted cheese is even better than regualar cheese!
Mr Rat
XOXO