Mr Rat

Dinosaurs

Want to go for a ride?

Dr John Alfred Hammond is my hero, what he can't do with DNA is not worth knowing.

He brought back the dinosaurs, not just one but all of them, I tip my hat to you sir!

"Got creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man, Mr Rat inherits the earth."

Why use frog DNA though, why not Mr Rat DNA!

Now you're getting it, now you can see his mistake, frogs can't be trained, but Mr Rat knows things. Mr Rat can do things!

"And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a cheese like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me"

The world could be so much more beautiful, I've had my boffins in the lab do some very basic experiments for me, these are only preliminary results. They assure me the final results will be even more impressive!

Ratlodocus
Ratlodocus
Ratosaurus Rex
Ratosaurus Rex
Ratceratops
Ratceratops
Ratolophosaurus
Ratolophosaurus

Last Updated: 2023-01-24