Welcome to my personal ratty home page

I am a rat, you should have already guessed that by now!

I was born on Christmas Eve when I fell from Santas sleigh, I landed in some freezing cold and very salty water, I guess I was quite lucky not to become skewed on a church tower and become rat kebab!

I swam ashore and I live on an island with a King, I've not met the dude, apparently I don't have Fancy enough Duds. He has this really big clock that goes bong every hour though, which is pretty cool. I'm glad I didn't get caught on that either, all though it might be a good place to stash some cheese.

I am quite partial to some cheese, did you know you can put cheese with anything?! It even goes really well with cheese!

Me, lots of photos of me!!!

Check out the galleries at the top for even more me!